Toasties and Jammies

*ahem* Well, I was on the train to school when I decided that I wanted to do my very own Shrock song. Sooo, in spite of the fact that my singing isn’t excellent, I did it anyways. Huzzah! 

Moriarty the Stylish Criminal (A Sherlock parody of Madonna’s Material Girl)

I’ve set up murders, helped out smugglers, but you still stay away
If you don’t want to play my game, then I will just play gay-ay
I’ll give you puzzles, ease your boredom, to give you a little test
I’ll bring John Watson to the pool with a bomb strapped to his che-est

‘Cuz I am living in a criminal world
I’m a consulting criminal
Yeah, I wear Westwood, and put gel in my hair
I’m a stylish criminal

They come begging on their knees, ‘Dear Jim, please fix it for me?’
This fancy suit does not pay for itself, so I charge a hefty fee-ee,
With this profession comes a danger, I have many foes
No one ever gets to me, but you’ve come pretty clo-ose

‘Cuz I am living in a criminal world
I’m a consulting criminal
Yeah, I have snipers, and a boyfriend named Seb
I’m a fabulous criminal

Living in a criminal world
(Criminal!)
Living in a criminal world
Living in a criminal world
(Sooooo changeable)
Living in a criminal world

It’s been fun, but the flirting’s over, Daddy’s had enough
If you want to fight that’s cool, ‘cuz Daddy likes it rou-ugh

‘Cuz everybody’s living in a criminal world
I’m a consulting criminal
I’ll make John say ‘gottle-o-gear’
I’m a playful criminal

Living in a criminal world
I’m a consulting criminal
I will burn you, burn the heart out of you
I’m a genius criminal